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This is one of my more enjoyable AIM conversations that I've had recently. It started talking about St. Bernard dogs, and how hilariously noble they are, and progressed as so:

Tom: finding out that st bernards used to be called "noble steeds" is like if i'd found out that not only was bjork an awesome musician, she also invented cotton candy or something.
Dustin: bjork is actually an elf
Dustin: the last of her breed
Tom: bjork eats happiness and rainbows for breakfast
Tom: with a side of innocence and wonder
Dustin: she breathes in kitten dander and exhales butterflies
Tom: bjork can communicate with dandelions
Dustin: and has nothing but good things to report
Tom: this is like that chuck norris facts thing except way more whimsical. and more fun.
Dustin: dont bring that negativity in here. that chuck norris negativity.
Dustin: bjork is sad that everyone finds roundhouse kicks funny, but thinks rabbits are cute, so lifes okay
Tom: bjork negates all negativity and replaces it with fresh icelandic spring water
Dustin: bjork tried to ride a dog once, but fell and hurt her leg
Dustin: and the dog turned to her and nuzzled her head, and she knew that all sins in this world are forgiven
Tom: bjork can ride a bicycle from reykjavik to london
Dustin: bjork doesnt travel by road, she simply jumps into the air and whatever place needs her the most pulls her to it
Dustin: bjork was at a fancy party and midway through a conversation she coughed and little mini marshmellows fell out onto her hand
Dustin: which she put into a little plastic baggy in her purse which was fuzzy and had googly eyes on it
Tom: bjork can animate a stop motion film in real time
Dustin: bjork doesnt understand why people are against so against war, but thats because the only definition of war that she knows is the card game