Friday, September 05, 2008

"hockey moms" are the new "NASCAR dads"

There's been a lot of talk lately about Sarah Palin, and I'm sure you're all sick of hearing about her by now, so I just have two quick questions about her that I don't think anybody else has asked so far, and then we can all move on to bigger and better things:

1. Is she related to the Monty Python guy?

2. How many moose has she fucked, and is this more or less than the average Alaskan?

Hopefully we can get this all cleared up, and she can resume her campaign against Barack Obama to become the next president.

I'm just not sure about the speech this guy MacCane gave last night. He sure did talk a lot about himself. I don't think it's going to benefit Sarah Palin very much in the polls.

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