Saturday, March 15, 2008

moose

This is an email that found its way into my spam folder under the subject "moose":

translated back to his native language. Payment is not a problem

VlA rdg GRA $1. 28

[link removed to protect the stupid]


hoarse cries of fannish enthusiasm.grim-faced-but winked when I glanced his way. Iron John and Svinjar A tiny but well-stocked bar unfolded from one wall; the dispenser Directly ahead. Lets just stay on this course and well track th


Seriously.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That's actually the most coherent, beautiful thing I've read today. The authors of present-day spam make Maya Angelou look like Tom Clancy.